Hello,
Anonymous
Recruiter!

I am not currently interested in taking on new jobs from cold contacts.

Please put some thought into who you are contacting.

It'll work better than mindlessly spamming anyone with a pulse who matches your search terms.

I detail my "looking for work" status over on my /work page.

I'd appreciate it if you would read that page before we talked further.

I respect that you're trying to do your job, but some attention to detail is required here.